Our Photos
Actually, we're not going to show you the really great photos that you'd see if you bought our books. (We're businessmen. We don't just give the good stuff away!)
So you'll have to settle for a bunch of out-takes. 2nd-best, out-of-focus, caught-us-with-our-pants-down (metaphorically) photos. They're still good. It's just that they're not Totally Top-Drawer. For those you've gotta buy the books. (So we can make some money. Face it: The Chow Network's a great place to work, but the pay isn't so hot. Not by superstar standards, anyway. So we've gotta bolster our incomes, so we can maintain the lifestyles our fans expect of us.)
So here we go, anyway. A gallery of all the foods you could be cookin' up yourself. All you have to do is buy our books, and we'll show you how it's done! You'll have every dog in the neighborhood hangin' at your back door, sniffin' and slaverin' and howlin' for what's comin' out of the oven next! (Who says you don't relish attention?)
Check 'em out. The captions are kinda dumb, but the software practically begs us to add them, so we did.
So you'll have to settle for a bunch of out-takes. 2nd-best, out-of-focus, caught-us-with-our-pants-down (metaphorically) photos. They're still good. It's just that they're not Totally Top-Drawer. For those you've gotta buy the books. (So we can make some money. Face it: The Chow Network's a great place to work, but the pay isn't so hot. Not by superstar standards, anyway. So we've gotta bolster our incomes, so we can maintain the lifestyles our fans expect of us.)
So here we go, anyway. A gallery of all the foods you could be cookin' up yourself. All you have to do is buy our books, and we'll show you how it's done! You'll have every dog in the neighborhood hangin' at your back door, sniffin' and slaverin' and howlin' for what's comin' out of the oven next! (Who says you don't relish attention?)
Check 'em out. The captions are kinda dumb, but the software practically begs us to add them, so we did.
